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okay. i know taking back sunday aren’t as cool as all the bands you like and they’re only for high school girls and they put on shitty shows etc. etc. insert a million other insults here BUT for the record, tell all your friends is one of the like, five records i can ALWAYS listen to beginning to end and always enjoy every song and never skip a single one. k, that’s all. i should sleep.
Taking Back Sunday were my guiltiest of pleasures, and Adam Lazzara my guiltiest of crushes.